The 'Sexy' Red Bag...

So this week I thought I would tackle the rather suspect task of making a red plastic bag, sound 'sexy'.

And tell you all why you need this sexy red bag, in your lives, right now.

Because apparently that’s what marketing is all about, right?

But it appears that I can’t.

No one can.

It’s just a red bag.

Made from incredibly tough and strong plastic.

It has strong handles – two sets in fact – one short, one longer – to suit the load you’re carrying.

It can carry a lot of weight.

(Mine quite often carries 20kg worth of parcels to the post office, without breaking a sweat.)

It is large enough to fit a significant quantity of hay, horse rugs or other such bulky gear.

It is only $3.90.

It may not change your world completely – but it might just make it easier.

(Plus – it’s shiny!)

The End.